YOURJIMBFF · 1:1 coaching

The problem

You're not lazy. You're confused.

You've started over more times than you can count, and none of it stuck.

Every app, every plan, every guy on the internet told you something different.

Nobody ever told you what actually works for a body like yours, on a schedule like yours.

The offer

What you get:

A coach who isn't a supreme dumbass (this is saying a lot nowadays).
A personalized program for how you should be running your eating routine, based on HOW BUSY you are and HOW FRIED your dopamine receptors are
A personalized strength & weakness assessment, because I don't expect you to be like me on week 1. Although how cool would that be, right?
Personalized access to MY TRAINING APP. That I MADE. MYSELF. (busy-person, ADHD, and TISM friendly)
Did I mention you get me as your coach?
You finally have someone in your corner who cares about your body just as much as you do . if not more

What changes

What success looks like while working with me

YOUR BODY WORKS BETTER. YOU FEEL BETTER. BECAUSE YOU ARREEE BETTER!!
You start looking in the mirror naked A LOT longer.... like I'm talking a LOT longer.
You no longer see junk food as appealing
You find exercise enjoyable.. and it makes sense.. because you can FEEL it on your body.. and you feel better every time you work out.

How it goes

What we're going to do together

1

Lifestyle & goal audit: you and I look at your

food habits
training habits
and routine (or lack of all of the above)

2

I say "WOW! That's fucking terrible. Looks like I can help you. No seriously. Please let me help you."

3

I bully you into paying me an EXORBITANT amount of money.. BUT YOU GET YOUR DREAM BODY and me as your trainer FOR LIFE.

Text me and let's do step one

Prefer to text? Copy my number: 858-833-5071

All jokes aside.

Client for life

Your term ends. You keep me.

When you finish training with me, once you get to your goal, training is 100% free permanently. You stay a client for life. Any help you need after your term is 100% free, at no additional cost.

We set your goal together on our first call, and it goes in writing. No moving targets. Not mine, not yours.

Most coaches are done with you the day your payment stops. That's the part I'm guaranteeing against.

Text me and let's get you to that goal

Prefer to text? Copy my number: 858-833-5071

Questions

The stuff you're actually wondering.

What does it cost?

It depends on the term you pick and what you actually need. I'm not going to put one number on a page and pretend it fits everybody. Get hold of me and I'll tell you straight.

How much time is this going to take?

We build it around your real schedule. That's literally step one. I'm not handing you a routine that assumes you have two spare hours a day, because you don't.

I've failed at this before. Why would this be different?

Because you weren't failing, you were guessing. Every plan you quit was built for somebody else's life. This one gets built for yours, and I'm the one watching it, not an app sending you a notification.

Will this actually work for me?

Look at the five people above. Different bodies, different jobs, different starting points, and they didn't all go the same direction. What they had in common was somebody telling them what to do next.

Last step

All I ask is that you come prepared.

Be honest. Be real about your goals. Tell me your biggest, baddest, most audacious goals for yourself.

I'm looking forward to meeting you.

The real you.

Text me. Bring the real you.

Prefer to text? Copy my number: 858-833-5071

That's my real number. I'll see it the second you send it.

Investment

3 months

$1,200$400 a month

Best for dropping 12 to 15 lbs and building consistency in the gym and your eating. Your face leans out, your lower stomach holds less.

Start 3 months

6 months

$2,000$333 a month

Best for losing 24 to 40 lbs. This is where real change shows up in your body.

Start 6 months

12 months

$2,600$217 a month

Best for goals of 45 lbs and up. A full year of protecting your consistency.

Start 12 months

Month to month

$500/mono term, cancel anytime

Full coaching, no commitment. The guarantee belongs to the terms.

Start month to month

1:1 Accountability guaranteed

Everything in coaching, plus guaranteed check-in calls with me to review your progress. No escape option. Taken on by application. I work with a small number of 1:1 clients at a time.

Let's make you smart and ripped.

You're not lazy. You're confused.

What you get:

What success looks like while working with me

What we're going to do together

Take a look at some of these people who killed their old identity.

The stuff you're actually wondering.

What does it cost?

How much time is this going to take?

I've failed at this before. Why would this be different?

Will this actually work for me?

All I ask is that you come prepared.

3 months

6 months

12 months

Month to month

When works for you?